embracing pointlessness

hi it's nice to meet you

33,016 notes

Anonymous asked: In your opinion, who is the physically the strongest Disney prince - just curious.

frostytower:

rapnzel-s:

Without a doubt Eugene.

image

no seriously watch him jumping around the castle roof, he fricken runs around the edges of the roof like good god I would’ve fallen off and he jumps really big distance on the roof too
image

image

how the fack does he do that

image

and he tackles down Maximus - who is a HUGE horse like have you seen the neck on Maximus Jebus it’s the size of Eugene

image

and he got beat up by said horse

image

and here he is hanging on for dear life if that was me I would’ve fallen and died

image

image

and then he plummeted to his death and somehow survived?!

image

(god Eugene’s scream in that^ bit makes me laugh so much) and then he climbed a tower straight afterwards like okay then

and my personal favourite; with his last strength he saved Rapunzel

image

and with even less strength than that he tugged on Rapunzel’s head to get her attention

image

not to mention he was whacked by a freaking frying pan heaps

image

oh and when he fell flat on his face in the chair

he flipped himself onto his side using just his fingers

dang

This post is still getting notes.
This is it.
This is my legacy.
Put this on my gravestone when I’m dead.
This is how I’ll be remembered.

14,728 notes

micdotcom:

Nigeria officially beat Ebola — Here’s how 

After 42 days without a newly reported case, Nigeria is officially Ebola free, the World Health Organization announced Monday, less than a week after Senegal also surpassed twice the disease’s maximum incubation period.
Nigeria is a  ”spectacular success story,” WHO Country Director Rui Gama Vaz said in a press conference in the capital of Abuja earlier Monday.
"But we must be clear that we only won a battle" | Follow micdotcom

micdotcom:

Nigeria officially beat Ebola — Here’s how 

After 42 days without a newly reported case, Nigeria is officially Ebola free, the World Health Organization announced Monday, less than a week after Senegal also surpassed twice the disease’s maximum incubation period.

Nigeria is a  ”spectacular success story,” WHO Country Director Rui Gama Vaz said in a press conference in the capital of Abuja earlier Monday.

"But we must be clear that we only won a battle" | Follow micdotcom

(via bagelbrother)

11,877 notes

scoutprouvaire:

amazonpoodle:

what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable

not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they weren’t doing any accidental magic as children, but they were, THEY TOTALLY WERE, it just wasn’t anything flashy, instead they were just like idly switching bodies all the time

and like sometimes it doesn’t make much of a difference, whatever, wake up in the opposite bed you went to sleep in, but it gets like dangerous and weird if you’re on a broom or in the pond or letting your mum teach you to cook or trying to be mad stealth, so for a long long time everybody presumes they’re clumsy maybe-squibs and that they’re doing their twin lying thing when they try to explain what’s going on, so they learn to handle the issue their ownselves

they just. don’t go anywhere without the other. they start each day deciding which body is going to be which (because at this point they really don’t know which body is technically fred and which is technically george), and they learn to reorient FAST when they switch, and what things set them off, and eventually they learn how to act like nothing’s up even when one of them’s in the air and one’s on the ground or whatever, and then they burn past that til they can finish each other’s sentences — til they can switch midsentence — til they can play beater together — til they can switch in a split second in the middle of a game — til there’s room for other kinds of accidental magic to start showing up

at hogwarts they keep each other awake in history of magic by switching back and forth. in potions they take turns brewing and keeping lookout for the slytherins. in transfiguration and charms they keep their grades up because one of them will always get a spell right on the first try so they switch and make it look like both of them do and then they practice on their own later in private. it keeps the mystery alive.

at first they thought lee was just a lucky guesser but no, lee can always tell one twin from another twin — it’s not exactly telling fred from george, because while they are definitely two distinct personalities neither one of them feels like fred all the time or george all the time — but lee knows who he argued with yesterday or who he lent his notes to or who’s best to ask for help in astronomy and who’s best at runes. 

the weasleys are pretty bad at it for the longest time, but then bill comes home from his first year cursebreaking and he can tell, and over a holiday he teaches his trick to charlie so charlie can tell. alicia and katie and angelina can tell. the twins honestly don’t know if oliver can tell or not; so long as they’re doing what they’re supposed to on the quidditch pitch he doesn’t really care about much else. harry can tell. luna can tell. tonks can tell.

the problem is there’s no way for this to end happily

YES THERE IS

THERE IS INDEED A WAY FOR THIS TO END HAPPILY LISTEN UP

so after fred dies, george hates being trapped in one body, feels claustrophobic, misses fred so much he thinks it might drive him insane

but then one day

george blinks and he’s somewhere he wasn’t a second ago, he’s in a place full of white light and he can’t orient himself, can’t ground himself, feels dizzy and sick and overwhelmed but it only lasts for about thirty seconds.

then he’s back in his own body. 

and he looks down at his chest, his legs, his arms, there’s an ear missing so it’s definitely still his living body, but there’s something written on his arm, scrawled in messy quill ink. 

"i love you. i miss you."

george flips out, washes off the ink and immediately writes a message in reply— “how’s death going?”

he walks around with that message written on his arm for weeks, always keeping a quill pen somewhere nearby, waiting, waiting, before it finally happens again. the switch. george is alive, so he can’t handle being in the afterlife, he feels dizzy and sick and it’s the worst feeling in the world, but it doesn’t last long, and when he gets back to his living body, there’s a long message from fred waiting on his right thigh, the ink still drying.

this goes on for years, never as often as either twin would like, but it’s enough. fred helps george figure out how to propose to angelina, fred helps plan the wedding. sometimes it’s fred in george’s body when angelina kisses her husband. sometimes she suspects, but she doesn’t mind in the slightest.

it gets easier as george gets older. the times when he switches into fred’s afterlife don’t hurt as much. he almost feels comfortable there, almost feels oriented. he knows he’s getting closer to dying.

then when george is past ninety, lying on his deathbed, he writes a careful message on his palm. “i’m coming soon. where are you?”

they switch, it lasts for almost five minutes this time, and when george gets back into his own body, he sees the instructions fred wrote over his heart.

"you’ll wake up in king’s cross station. take the second train and get off at the third stop. i’ll be waiting."

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

173,248 notes

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

2,163 notes

anarcho-queer:

Protesters in Ferguson, Missouri, adopted the ‘hands up, don’t shoot’ gesture after claims Mike Brown had his arms in the air when he was shot by police officer Darren Wilson.

The gesture has spread all the way to Hong Kong, where protesters are experiencing a violent police crackdown on the ‘pro-democracy’ demonstrations.

(via moriarty)

48,407 notes

viva-la-pluto-spoopy-you:

fangirlatlarge:

bluboxblogs:

emkaymlp:

undeadparadox:

nickyysexbang:

markisexbang:

thebunnyseven:

hikaru-weasley:

klokateercatlady:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.
The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."
"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."
Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Dark blue

Turqoise

Pink ~

Reddish kinda o.o

Purple and grey…?

I see yellow o3o

bronze for me

I don’t see jack.

light olive kinda..

dark green

viva-la-pluto-spoopy-you:

fangirlatlarge:

bluboxblogs:

emkaymlp:

undeadparadox:

nickyysexbang:

markisexbang:

thebunnyseven:

hikaru-weasley:

klokateercatlady:

zerostatereflex:

Not everyone sees the same color when they stare at this spinning disk.

The gif is called, “Benham’s disk" "is named after the English toymaker Charles Benham, who in 1895 sold a top painted with the pattern shown. When the disk is spun, arcs of pale color, called Fechner colors or pattern-induced flicker colors (PIFCs), are visible at different places on the disk. Not everyone sees the same colors."

"The phenomenon originates from neural activity in the retina and spatial interactions in the primary visual cortex, which plays a role in encoding low-level image features, such as edges and spatiotemporal frequency components."

Fascinating how our brains work, I see a brown tan, what do you see? :D

Dark blue

Turqoise

Pink ~

Reddish kinda o.o

Purple and grey…?

I see yellow o3o

bronze for me

I don’t see jack.

light olive kinda..

dark green

(via thewonderfulworldofmakebelieve)

Filed under browny yellow

402,457 notes

devilsmadvocate:

lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist

wow it’s almost like some kind of large lizard-like creatures roamed the earth at some point and left fossilized remnants of their bodies behind that ancient cultures were trying to make sense of

(via ssimplydiana)

60,950 notes

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

(via thegirlwiththedragonobsession)

259,263 notes

sluttington:

 

tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

(via persassyqueen)

32 notes

2srooky:

princesszangiev:

http://2srooky.tumblr.com/FAQ

oh my god

this is the fucking bitch that made that post about giving a bully $20

like holy shit

please read this

Q: Any Triggers?

A: I actually have a lot.

Do not call me the terms Pretty or Beautiful, you’ll be blocked and I will not respond to anything you send me.

IM SORRY THESE ARE ALL OF THEIR TRIGGERS

1. Self-harm

2. suicide

3.Rape

4. The word “moist”

5. Gore

6. Horror films

7. Existential Theories. None of that “You’re the boy in the bedroom” shit. It fucks me up.

8. The terms Beautiful, pretty, etc. etc. Don’t call me it. I will delete your asks.

9. Abuse of any kind, to anything…

10. Comments on m y physical appearance in general unless it’s about my eyebrows

Q: You have a fursona?

A: Yes, yes I do!! I change the colour scheme of the fur a lot, but this is the basics.

THATS 12 YEAR OLD DRAWING RIGHT THERE

YOUR TRIGGERS ARE HORROR AND GORE BUT YOU CAN COSPLAY A WEREWOLF YEAH OKAY

yo, hey, so here’s the thing.
"#fucking tagging this ugly cunt." and "#come the fuck at me you fake tumblr ass ho" isn’t going to bug me much. Like I got those daily for 18 yeas it’s nbd I actually know I’m not attractive in the slightest. Plus, you know, I’m a virgin. 

The whole $20 thing was because I was desperate to get out of the situation. I was surrounded by snickering, pestering people, in the spotlight and being made fun of, so I wanted to get out of the situation.

And I really don’t think you understand things about Makeup Artists, kiddo..

When an MUA paints themselves, they know exactly what they’re doing, and what it is.

Wow, okay so that red is a mix of red and black and brown wolfe hydrocolor paints which retail at $15.99 per cake. Those fangs are scarecrow brand small vampire fangs which retail for $5.99 on amazon.

I know what I put on my face, but seeing, I don’t know, scooped out eyeballs or someone being disembowled in movies, which is gore, freaks me out and makes me sick, because, holy shit, that’s not just a little bit of fake blood on someone’s face, that’s their fucking stomach sliding out of their body.

And, honestly, if you consider a werewolf a horror monster, I really don’t know what to say, since, more often than not, they’re not actually classified in horror movies, and if they are, it’s usually CGI form (unless you consider Lon Chaney and Lon Chaney Jr. who did famous interpretations of werewolves using SFX makeup) or they’re a secondary antagonist in said film, in Underwold: Rise of the Lycans which showed the start of the Vampire-Lycan war.

Considering Werewolves as a modern day horror character would be like classifying the Xenomorphs from Aliens as a horror character when, in reality, all the movies are thriller films.

So please, I’d appreciate it if you’d back off. 

20something/F/Bi/Ohio

I have various brain issues but I’m not defined by then so if you want to know all the things wrong with me then ask.

I’m kind of a dick.

Things you will find: Rants about “social justice” issues, cats, X-Files, punk music, zombies, nudes, a lot of stuff about my personal life, my boyfriend’s nudes.”

If you have nothing better to do than harass an 18 year old person who is more popular than you on a blogging website, when  you’re in your twenties, and clearly state that, you are indeed a dick on your blog, I’d appreciate it if you took it someone where. 

P.s.

image

image

i don’t know where you get off calling me ugly either.